I don't want to sound like the typical bitter guy, but....I've only had one actual girlfriend, in highschool, and that was barely a relationship, and the rest of my relationships have ended in flames and explosions. I don't know, I think I'm ready to call it quits on the whole love thing.

You really should. Just give up. Throw in the towel. No worries, no regrets. Just a fresh new start in the single life.

Because you know what? Once you stop looking for love, that’s when it finds you.