"It’s unfair because as soon as you light the fires ablaze, you put it out sooner. As soon as..."

“It’s unfair because as soon as you light the fires ablaze, you put it out sooner. As soon as you bring distress, you immediately and unknowingly calm me down. As soon as you push me off the cliff, you unexpectedly catch me.
It’s unfair because just when I’m about to die, you make me live.”

- nomnomyourbewbs